Tag: Baseball

Am I The Only American Not Worried About Wiping My Butt?

Is hoarding toilet paper really America’s COVID-19 emergency plan? While the rest of the world is working hard to purify and sanitize, American’s are worried about wiping their butts. March 12th, 2020 was a game changer (pun intended) in American history. The NCAA March Madness basketball tournaments were cancelled, as was the NBA season (no…

March 15, 2020
The Time I Ate 30 Year Old Gum

While it sounds like it’d be gross, it was only kind of gross. You’ll really only understand this post if you’re older than 40… A few years back, I was shopping in an antique store. I came across a pile of 1980’s baseball card packs for a pretty cheap price, so I bought them. I’m…

December 18, 2019

Am I The Only American Not Worried About Wiping My Butt?