Senseless Babble & Random Rants

It’s been a while since I’ve vented, so here we go with a few things:

#1: I don’t like Whataburger.

Our Super Bowl champion quarterback Patrick Mahomes loves Whatburger. It’s his favorite restaurant. When he came to Kansas City, the restaurant had no stores here. He wanted it, so he bought into the franchise and opened a bunch of stores here.

BUT, it’s way too expensive for what you get, it’s greasy, and it’s not pizza.

Come on Pat… Do the city a solid and open a pizza place. There are more than enough fast food places already in Kansas City. No one can deny we need more good pizza.

#2: I need a scooter.

Back about 10 or 15 years ago, I had a scooter. I had a motorcycle too, but I liked my scooter better. I rode it as my daily commuter, and I rode it for fun. Then some life events happened and I had to sell it. Now, I keep seeing people riding scooters up and down my street, as if they are taunting me because I don’t have one. I keep seeing E-bikes too. I want one of those also. Maybe Patrick Mahones should buy me a scooter or E-bike instead of opening another Whataburger.

#3: I’ve yet to win a lottery jackpot.

I win a dollar here, a couple dollars there, but that’s not cutting it. I’m really not being greedy, in fact, I don’t even need a mega jackpot. A million or two would do me just fine. I’m just tired of working and I’ve paid more than my fair share of dues in life. It’s my time. I need the planets to align or whatever it takes to bring me a little luck.

#4: My local Walmart Neighborhood Market is remodeling.

Before you judge me about shopping at Walmart, my only defense is that I’m trying to save a buck. However, they are remodeling and I can’t find anything because they keep moving everything around. The last 3 times I went there stuff was in different places. That’s actually assuming they had what I was looking for, which they didn’t in some cases. Then to top it off, they don’t want to staff human cashiers so customers are forced to use the stupid self checkouts. Hey #Walmart, how about you offer a 5% discount for using the self checkout since customers are doing the work of cashiers…

#5: My non-stick pizza pan has been sticking.

You’re not supposed to use oil or non-stick spray on not-stick cookware, but I have to because everything sticks to it. Granted, I only paid $1.99 for it, but the toxic waste or whatever it’s made with should at least work a little bit to reduce the sticky.

That’s it. I’m done.

Back to the grind.

~ Marty ~