If your planet isn’t in the pizza delivery zone, what would you do??? The real reason aliens visit Earth is because they are picking up pizza carryout orders.
In 2001, astronauts on the International Space Station who were orbiting Earth had a craving for pizza. Pizza Hut became the first restaurant to deliver pizza into space by sending a rocket to deliver the pizza.
If I was the astronaut who opened the hatch when it arrived, I know what I would’ve said. “Really? We haven’t had pizza in 6 months and you guys ordered Pizza Hut?”
Don’t get me wrong, Pizza Hut isn’t horrible. In fact, it has gotten much better recently. But, if I’ve been in space for a while and was craving pizza, I can think of many other choices. Unfortunately astronauts don’t have that many delivery options as most pizza delivery areas sadly stop far below low Earth orbit.
To get back on track, my point is that if you live on another planet and want pizza, there is generally no other option but to pick it up yourself.
I believe that’s why there are so many UFO sightings.
Maybe their home planet doesn’t have any pizza places. Maybe they do, but they don’t like what they have where they live. We all know what it’s like to get tired of eating the same pizza when you don’t have many choices in your neighborhood, especially if the pizza isn’t that good. Sometimes you need a change.
I think most alien visitors are just looking for a good slice of pizza.
I’ve flown 1,500 miles to New York City because I’ve had a craving for good pizza. If they have the technology to fly across the universe, how is that any different? And why wouldn’t you???
People always ask why the aliens don’t just make themselves known. The answer to that is simple. In terms of the universe, as I’ve mentioned in some of my other articles, Earth isn’t really the best of neighborhoods in galaxy (read There HAS to be intelligent life in the universe…).
Let’s face the truth. Earth is probably the ghetto of the universe.
Think about a time when you were driving around in a sketchy part of town. You locked your doors and rolled up your windows. You had no desire to stop. The aliens probably feel the same way when visiting Earth.
They really don’t want to stop to meet the locals. They just want pizza.
Let’s face it, humans are nuts. Most days I don’t want to be on this planet, never mind interstellar species who have the ability to come and go. The moral of this story is, if had the ability to travel the universe in search of the perfect pizza, you know I would.
I’m sure I’m not alone.
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