We all need a little laugh now and then, so here are a few “cheesy” pizza jokes that will hopefully make you smile.
Q. Why did the pizza maker go broke?
A. Because he wasn’t making enough dough.
Q. What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza
Q. How do you fix a broken pizza slice?
A. Tomato paste!
Q. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A. A weir-dough!
Q. What did the Dalai Lama say when he was ordering a pizza?
A. Make me one with everything.
BOOM… (as I drop the mic and walk off stage)
If these jokes didn’t make your day a little more delightful, go get a pizza!
That always helps.
~ Marty ~
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Words with Pizza - Featuring Marty the Pizza Guy 
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