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You Need a Good Laugh

Here are a few random funnies to get you through your day…

Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A. Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A. They don’t have the guts!

Q. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

A. He just needed a little space!

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear!

Q. What did the cheerleader order on her pizza?

A. Extra pep.

Boom (as I drop the mic again)

~ Marty ~


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  1. Herb Avatar

    All good. But how do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste.

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