All I Want For Christmas is Pizza

Sung to the tune of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You…”

But really, all I want for Christmas is an extra cheese pizza.

Dear Santa,

I hope this letter finds you well. How’s Mrs. Claus? I hope she is well too. But enough about your jolly life; let’s get to the real reason I’m writing – my Christmas list!

I know you have a long list of kids to cater to, many of whom probably have multiple pages detailing their requests for the holiday season. I can only imagine how many bicycles, smart phones, and video games you’ll be tossing into the sleigh this year. But I’m going to make it easy for you this year: All I want for Christmas is a hot, fresh, delicious, extra cheese pizza delivered from your magical North Pole pizzeria.

Yes, you read that right. No toys, no electronics, and not even the trip to Tahiti I’ve desired for a long time (though I wouldn’t be upset if you still got me that). I just want that legendary Christmas pizza that has only been experienced by a select few around the world. It’s not too much to ask, is it?

I know you have a lot on your plate, but I do hope you’ll consider my humble wish. I’ve been a good (well, mostly good) person this year. I’ve shared my pizza knowledge with friends, I’ve made a fairly decent attempt at adulting, and I didn’t get arrested in any third world countries.

This is better than past years, right?

Thank you for considering my tasteful request. I promise to be extra good until Christmas—though I can’t make any promises afterward. While you’re on the way, feel free to take a slice for yourself if you get hungry. I’ll understand.

With cheesy wishes and pizza dreams,

~ Marty ~

PS: If you could also bring some napkins and plates, it’d be greatly appreciated. Your tip of cookies and milk will be left on the table.

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