The unthinkable happened – Chuck Norris died. I’m not saying this is a sign of the apocalypse, but if the sun begins to flicker or if I see the four horsemen riding down my street, I wouldn’t be surprised…
This feels like a plot twist in life we weren’t ready for. It’s like the wi-fi of reality is buffering. This is where should start to question everything. It is a very sad time in our world.
Should we panic? Probably.
This is a sad time, don’t get me wrong, but in honor of the true legend of the universe, I have to throw in some humor, because that’s just what you do in times like this:
Rumor has it Chuck Norris went to heaven because God submitted a resignation letter.
Chuck Norris never had to order a pizza because pizza just showed up at his door out of respect. (sorry, but this IS a pizza blog 😁)
They say Chuck Norris died peacefully, but that’s not the whole story. Somewhere out there, the Grim Reaper is sitting on a porch, staring at the horizon, holding an ice pack to his jaw… telling anyone who will listen: “Yeah… I got him.…eventually.” Then it goes quiet for a second.“…but I’m pretty sure he let me win.”
Then there is my personal favorite out of all the Chuck Norris jokes I’ve ever heard:
Chuck Norris never flushed a toilet. He just scared the crap out of it.
With that, I say rest in peace, but more likely, peace rests in Chuck.
~ Marty ~
Raise a pizza slice in honor and remembrance
Let me know what you think!