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The Real Reason Aliens Visit Earth: Pizza
If your planet isn’t in the pizza delivery zone, what would you do??? In 2001, Pizza Hut became the first restaurant to deliver pizza into space when they sent pizza by rocket to the residents of the International Space Station who were orbiting Earth. If I was the astronaut who opened the hatch when it…
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A World Outside of the Internet
Like many others in the world, I like to check my e-mail first thing in the morning while enjoying my caffeinated start up. I woke up one Sunday morning to start my daily routine of weekend nothingness, but found that my day wasn’t going to be as I had expected. As I attempted to log…
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Back to Work… (Sigh)
The Mega Millions lottery jackpot was 1.6 BILLION dollars this week. Like most of America who had lottery fever, I already planned out all the things I’d buy when I went to pick up my check today. But to my dismay, I wasn’t the winner. Someone in South Carolina won. The first thing to do…
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Frozen Pizza? Make the Right Choice
I spend far too much time in the frozen pizza section of the grocery store… Remember when you were a kid visiting the toy section of store? There were so many things to choose from. You looked at the selection with wide eyes running back and forth trying to decide what you wanted. You didn’t…
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Can I Have Lunch With President Trump Like Kanye West Did?
On 10/11/18, rapper and national village idiot Kanye West had a “working lunch” with President Trump to discuss critical issues affecting our nation. For anyone who knows Kanye West, including White House staffers, this should have immediately raised a few red flags that something stupid was coming. For whatever reason despite common sense saying otherwise,…
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What’s Wrong with People #1
I decided to start a series titled “What’s Wrong with People”. Why? Because I’m tired of trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with people. Maybe someone else has an answer. I’d been thinking of doing a “stupid things people do” article for a while, but I’ve been sidetracked (shiny things, loud noises,…
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People Should Be More Like Dogs
Humans confuse me. They’re always going somewhere and they’re always in need of something to do. Why can’t they just sit and look out the window? They wake up in the morning and they’re grumpy. They say don’t want to leave, but they do. They come home from wherever they were and they’re still grumpy.…
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I Need Sleep
I want to be rich. Not so I can buy a bunch of stuff I don’t need, but rather so I can go to bed when I want to and wake up when I want. Is this too much to ask in life? We drag ourselves out of bed and feel like crap throughout the…
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Is Your Pet Disaster Ready?
If a disaster happened, would you be ready and able to protect your pets? They can’t protect themselves, so you need to be prepared to help your four legged family members. As a professional safety educator, I stress the importance of what it takes for people to stay safe, but I’m also passionate about making…
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The Day I Won The Lottery
One day while I was in line at the grocery store, I saw I had a crisp one dollar bill in my wallet. I don’t buy lottery tickets often, but I do occasionally if I have a dollar or two on me. Luck has never favored me much in my life but I had a…
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Toys R Us – The End of an Era
It’s only been a few months, but I miss Toys R Us already. I don’t miss it because I need toys, but because of what it represents. I can remember many times as a kid wanting to go there. It was always the place to go when you wanted to see what was new in…
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Reversing Life Pollution
When a child is born, it is perfect in every way. It is innocent, pure and natural, not yet corrupted or polluted by the world. A newborn child has no fear, no judgement, no prejudice and no hate. It’s mind is open to infinite possibilities. When a human is born, there are truly no limits…
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Disaster: Not If, But When
Disaster preparedness isn’t a fun topic to think about, but it’s critically important for businesses. The time to plan is now! Every school in America is required to practice fire drills. Depending where you live, many schools also participate in tornado or earthquake drills. Sadly, most districts are now required to practice active shooter drills…
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Were You Alive in 2001?
This may sound like a weird question, but nearly a quarter of our population wasn’t even born in 2001. As we near the 17th anniversary of the September 11th attacks, I was writing an article about how different things are now compared to the year 2001. I was discussing how those who are high school…
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Pizza: The Key to Happiness
People always say “find your happy.” For some, this is sometimes difficult, but for me all I had to do was look at what was often right in front of me. I need pizza. This may sound like something we’ve all said at some point in our lives, but for me it goes beyond a…
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Be the Change…VOTE!
Morals and values seem to have fallen by the wayside. Respect and kindness are things of the past. Common sense has become an offensive phrase that should never be mentioned. Crime is out of control, our public schools are on the verge of collapse and our political system has become a joke. Our world is…
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What Is Your Life Worth?
Finding perspective and appreciating what you have will help you realize the true worth of your life… Imagine yourself in a courtroom. You’re on the stand being questioned by a prosecutor; not because you’ve committed a crime, but because you’re defending the life you’ve lived. This sounds like the premise of a fantasy novel or…
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Lessons From the Homeless
I spent some time watching homeless people as they solicited donations on a busy street. What I found was not anything I would have expected. While it may not seem like a terribly exciting thing to do, it actually made me do some self-reflection about life, work and the daily drag we call our lives.…
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